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"Fine then,if you wanna play it that way,we can play it that way."You said walking off to find a hammer,crowbar,anything to get in there to attack him.Then you realized,once you got in there,you

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Then a knock came on the door.

"AHHH!" America screamed, "What was that?"

"It was the door git." An angry Brit said.

"IT'S THE MONSTER!" The American screamed.

"Nein, it'z probuly zomevne azking us to be quiet."

"Actuarry that's ____." Japan e

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Get dressed and head to the kitchen

You mumbled something about roommates as you threw on a pair of jeans (which you placed the envelope in) and a t-shirt as you hopped down the stairs to meet the person whom you shared a house w

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But he didn't turn around fast enough to face whoever the hell it was, allowing them

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This morning, less than an hour ago, while I drove my car down the road, a pigeon stood still and did not fly away. I had to stop my car and risk having an accident. Luckily there were no cars behind me and I arrived at my destination safely.
I believe this to be a direct violation of the pact.

Lil' Stuffers: Chapter 6Kiba and Naruto didn’t waste any time; as soon as the waiter had finished clearing their many empty plates and loading their table up with the new treats, their hands reached out, grabbing whatever was within reach and taking huge bites of their targets, or, in some cases, simply shoving the whole thing in their mouths and chewing vigorously until they could swallow it.

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Sherlock was lying on the couch thinking, so John left the mail on the coffee table.

“Why ‘Sherlock’?” he asked as he settled down into his armchair.

Sherlock didn’t reply.

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Sherlock sighed.

“My full name is a

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"Make me!"

Leonardo groaned in irritation as his brothers' bickering became louder. A headache was starting to throb behind his right eye, and Mikey's sudden scream from behind him wasn't helping. His headache flared when he heard a crash from behind Donatello's closed lab door, along with muffled cursing. Leo was on the verge of cursing himself. Of course Master Splinter had to leave him in charge while he was gone. That was just his luck.

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White Chocolate CheesecakeCarly::) "Just try one."

Naruto::? "Don't you think it's a bit weird to be trying royal desserts?"

Carly;;) "It just depends, besides, this is good cake." :idea:! :eyes: "I'll let you dance with Sakura."

Naruto::blush:...:hmm: "Well..." :D "Alright!" (takes bite of cake) :chew:...:O_o: "Whoa..." :lol: "This is amazing."

Carly::nod:...

Naruto: (takes her slice of cake)

Carly::o :noes: "Hey!"

Naruto::chew:...

Carly::roll: :)

2Ptalia x Reader: Academy of Bullcrap (pt 1)[A/N] I forgot why I'm even doing this anymore.

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BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.

A young girl lazily smacks her alarm clock out of the small drawer. Luckily, it shut itself up. The girl shifted in her blanket-fort bed as she buries herself in her own thick and warm blankets. What could this lazy motherfucker be?

That's right, this young girl goes by the name (First Name) (Last Name). She has very few friends and a lot of bullies, for some odd reason. Personally, she don't really give two shits about the amount of friends and bullies she got. She's just happy that she is at least noticed, in both necessary and unnecessary ways. Her only true happy pla

EpitaphDripping radiator:

Not bled. Only seeping.

Give Me A Break- Part Two“Trisha, I’m not Adam.”
“But… but you said…”
“I know what I said.” The handsome man said. “But I lied. I am not Adam. I am actually Steven.”
“Steven? …But, how could you?” The beautiful girl had tears in her eyes.
“I did, Trisha.” Steven said. “I’m so sorry. I have betrayed you.”
“I have something to tell you too, Steven. …I’m not Trisha. I’m actually Annalise.”
“Annalise? How could you? I hate you!”
“Oh, but I love you Steven. So much more than Adam.”
“I love you!&rd

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Bylo sobotnie popoludnie, wybralas sie do sklepu spozywczego, aby kupic mleko i proszek do prania. Zatrzymalas sie wlasnie przy dziale z owocami.' Banany ... mmm ' pomyslalas, nic dziwnego, przeciez je uwielbiasz. Nagle uslyszalas za soba znajomy glos mowiacy... 'Te owoce wygladaja wspaniale!' Odwrociłas sie i zobaczylas, ze to Deidara ! Stal przed Toba i usmiechal sie. Przez glowe przemknela ci tylko jedna mysl: ' Kyaaa '!!!! Deidara spojrzal i powiedzial 'uwielbiam Banany ' 'Ja tez!'- odpowiedzialas. 'Ciekawy jestem co jeszcze mamy wspolnego?'- zazartowal Deidara , a Ty usmiechnelas sie slodko. Zaczeliscie rozmawiac. Okazalo sie, ze nie tylko lubicie te same owoce, ale faktycznie macie ze soba mnostwo wspolnego. Odkryliscie, że obydwoje np. uwielbiacie robić! Po miłej rozmowie, Deidara zapytal Cie, czy chcialabys pojsc z nim na kolacje. Byłas w szoku, mialas ochotę krzyczec ze szczescia, ale staralas sie zachowac spokoj. 'Jasne, blondasku' powiedzialas i podalas mu swoj adres, a on powiedzial, ze wpadnie po Ciebie o 19:00. Pozegnaliscie sie, szybko popedzilas do domu by wymyslic jakis olsniewajacy stroj na wasza randke. Dlugo nie moglas się zdecydowac, az w koncu postanowilas zalozyc Twoja ulubiona niebieską sukienke, w ktorej wygladalas niwiarygodnie szybko. Deidara przyjechal punktualnie. Gdy go zobaczylas, nie mogłas uwierzyc, ze to on. Wygladal swietnie. Mial na sobie żółtą koszule i czarne mocne spodnie. W reku trzymal bukiet przepieknych róż, podszedl do Ciebie i delikatnie pocalowal w ramię, potem powiedzial, ze wygladasz fantastycznie. Zapytalas go dokad pojedziecie na kolacje, ale on z tajemniczym usmiechem powiedzial, ze to niespodzianka. Podeszlas do jego samochodu, czarnego volvo, a Deidara otworzyl Ci drzwi. Wsiadlas do srodka i bylas ogromnie radosna. Deidara zawiozl Cie do restauracji Świat Słodyczy i krzyknal 'Niespodzianka!' Powiedzial Ci, że to jego ulubiony lokal. Gdy weszliscie wszyscy ogladali sie i usmiechali do niego mowiac 'Witaj. Deidara!' Domyslilas sie, ze często tu bywa. Usiedliscie przy stoliku w zacisznym kacie, a Deidara poprosil o butelke Mleka. Kelner przyniosl liste dan. Ty zdecydowalas sie zamowic czekoladę i pieczonego gęsi. Deidara poprosil o pączka. Bylas ogromnie szczesliwa i sluchalas z wielkim zainteresowaniem jak Deidara opowiadal o swoich zainteresowaniach oraz swym nowym zwierzatku kota o imieniu Ranti. Ok. 23:00 Deidara wyjasnil, ze musi wracac do domu poniewaz czeka go jutro ciezki dzien, bo musi ruszać przed siebie . Odwiozl Cie do domu i odprowadzil pod drzwi. Spojrzal na Ciebie bardzo tajemniczo i wyznal, ze spedzil z Toba bardzo milo czas. Zapytal, czy bedziesz chciala kiedys to powtorzyc, a Ty nie kryjac radosci odpowiedzialas: 'oczywiscie kochanie! Wtedy Deidara przysunal się blizej, delikatnie polozyl swa reke na Twoim ramieniu i namietnie pocalowal. Kiedy odchodzil, powiedzial 'Dobranoc maleńka, wpadne do Ciebie jutro.' Pomachalas mu i weszlas do domu. W nocy dlugo nie moglas zasnac. Wiedzialas, ze nigdy nie zapomnisz tego wieczoru...!

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Bylo sobotnie popoludnie, wybralas sie do sklepu spozywczego, aby kupic krzyż i opłatki i proszek do prania. Zatrzymalas sie wlasnie przy dziale z owocami.' owoce żywota twojego Jezus ... mmm ' pomyslalas, nic dziwnego, przeciez je uwielbiasz. Nagle uslyszalas za soba znajomy glos mowiacy... 'Te owoce wygladaja wspaniale!' Odwrociłas sie i zobaczylas, ze to Jezus ! Stal przed Toba i usmiechal sie. Przez glowe przemknela ci tylko jedna mysl: ' na płonących grzeszników! '!!!! Jezus spojrzal i powiedzial 'uwielbiam owoce żywota twojego Jezus ' 'Ja tez!'- odpowiedzialas. 'Ciekawy jestem co jeszcze mamy wspolnego?'- zazartowal Jezus , a Ty usmiechnelas sie slodko. Zaczeliscie rozmawiac. Okazalo sie, ze nie tylko lubicie te same owoce, ale faktycznie macie ze soba mnostwo wspolnego. Odkryliscie, że obydwoje np. uwielbiacie spowiadać! Po miłej rozmowie, Jezus zapytal Cie, czy chcialabys pojsc z nim na kolacje. Byłas w szoku, mialas ochotę krzyczec ze szczescia, ale staralas sie zachowac spokoj. 'Jasne, zbawicielku' powiedzialas i podalas mu swoj adres, a on powiedzial, ze wpadnie po Ciebie o 19:00. Pozegnaliscie sie, szybko popedzilas do domu by wymyslic jakis olsniewajacy stroj na wasza randke. Dlugo nie moglas się zdecydowac, az w koncu postanowilas zalozyc Twoja ulubiona świętą sukienke, w ktorej wygladalas niwiarygodnie kościelnie. Jezus przyjechal punktualnie. Gdy go zobaczylas, nie mogłas uwierzyc, ze to on. Wygladal swietnie. Mial na sobie błogosławioną koszule i czarne poświęcone spodnie. W reku trzymal bukiet przepieknych chryzantem pogrzebowych, podszedl do Ciebie i delikatnie pocalowal w stopy, potem powiedzial, ze wygladasz błogosławienie. Zapytalas go dokad pojedziecie na kolacje, ale on z tajemniczym usmiechem powiedzial, ze to niespodzianka. Podeszlas do jego samochodu, czarnego osioł, a Jezus otworzyl Ci drzwi. Wsiadlas do srodka i bylas ogromnie święta. Jezus zawiozl Cie do restauracji Kościół i krzyknal 'Niespodzianka!' Powiedzial Ci, że to jego ulubiony lokal. Gdy weszliscie wszyscy ogladali sie i usmiechali do niego mowiac 'amen Jezus!' Domyslilas sie, ze często tu bywa. Usiedliscie przy stoliku w zacisznym kacie, a Jezus poprosil o butelke wina mszalnego. Kelner przyniosl liste dan. Ty zdecydowalas sie zamowic opłatki i pieczonego penisa. Jezus poprosil o opłatki. Bylas ogromnie szczesliwa i sluchalas z wielkim zainteresowaniem jak Jezus opowiadal o swoich zainteresowaniach oraz swym nowym zwierzatku owieczce Bożej o imieniu Herman. Ok. 23:00 Jezus wyjasnil, ze musi wracac do domu poniewaz czeka go jutro ciezki dzien, bo musi nie grzeszyć . Odwiozl Cie do domu i odprowadzil pod drzwi. Spojrzal na Ciebie bardzo tajemniczo i wyznal, ze spedzil z Toba bardzo milo czas. Zapytal, czy bedziesz chciala kiedys to powtorzyc, a Ty nie kryjac radosci odpowiedzialas: 'oczywiscie dzieciątko Boże! Wtedy Jezus przysunal się blizej, delikatnie polozyl swa reke na Twoim stopie i namietnie pocalowal. Kiedy odchodzil, powiedzial 'Dobranoc duszku święty, wpadne do Ciebie jutro.' Pomachalas mu i weszlas do domu. W nocy dlugo nie moglas zasnac. Wiedzialas, ze nigdy nie zapomnisz tego wieczoru...!

~Luneire Mar 7, 2011 Hobbyist General Artist

Chyba jestem potworem.

~sarasna-pratchet Jan 18, 2011

jeny, tez coś takiego zrobiłam. u mnie wyszło, że wpieprzałam pieczone skowronki xD a mój facet sałatkę xD

~Ankoo Jan 19, 2011

... xD. Smacznego xD.

~Eiko-sama Sep 24, 2008

jezu!
spróbowałam z Ginem XDDD
zajebiste to jest XD

~Ankoo Sep 24, 2008

Dokładnie.
"Oboje lubicie robić." xDD

~Eiko-sama Sep 24, 2008

świetne to było XD

~Ankoo Sep 24, 2008

Uwielbiam takie perełki xD.

!natik-chan Sep 23, 2008

Ja próbowałam ;D z Hidankiem ^^

~Ankoo Sep 24, 2008

I jak poszło? ^^

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